Little Big Man
My league’s kickers get 3 points for a 30-yarder, 4 for a 40-yarder, and 5 for a 50-yarder. Well, Yahoo! might need to add a 7-point category because Jaguars kicker Cam Little just unleashed an unofficial 70-yard nuke before halftime against the Steelers. Dude basically kicked it from Jacksonville to Pittsburgh.
Ticket Scalper U
Over 100 NFL players and coaches just got busted for flipping their Super Bowl tickets for more than face value. The NFL says fines will be 1.5x the ticket price and a two-year ban from buying tickets (unless you’re playing in the game). Employees caught will get smacked even harder. Shocking, I know millionaires trying to make some side cash. Next, they’ll tell me that Jerry Jones likes attention.
No Arch Madness?
Grandpa Arch Manning says his grandson is staying at Texas “Hook ‘Em” for two years and won’t enter the 2026 NFL Draft. Sure, Grandpa. Money talks, and B.S. runs marathons. The Mannings once forced the Chargers to trade Eli to the Giants. If history repeats, don’t be surprised if this ends with Arch in New Orleans or New York.
Congrats, Brent!
Brent Musburger, the voice of “You are looking live!” just received the 2025 Pete Rozelle Radio-Television Award from the Football Hall of Fame. I grew up watching him, Phyllis George, Jayne Kennedy, Jimmy “The Greek” Snyder, and Irv Cross on The NFL Today every Sunday morning before the 49ers game.
Fun fact: Musburger once told the story of Antonio Gates almost playing football for Nick Saban at Michigan State until Saban said “no” to him playing basketball for Coach Izzo. Gates walked down the street to Kent State, didn’t play football, made the Elite 8 in basketball, and then became a Hall of Fame TE anyway.
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