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2025 Fantasy Football Preseason Wrap: College Football Week 0 Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

2025 Fantasy Football Preseason Wrap: College Football Week 0

2025 Fantasy Football Preseason Wrap: College Football Week 0 and NFL Drama The 2025 fantasy football preseason is officially a wrap. Because college football Week 0 is here and the NFL preseason is underway, fantasy football commissioners across the country are finalizing their draft boards and locking in their league settings. Furthermore, Commish Kit is closing up shop for the 2025 season — and what a season it was. Huge thanks to everyone who supported Commish Kit this year. To…
August 26, 2025
Hard Knocks, Pretzels, and Danny Dimes Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Hard Knocks, Pretzels, and Danny Dimes

Hard Knocks, Pretzels, and Danny Dimes: NFL Preseason Fantasy Football Update NFL preseason is heating up and fantasy football managers are paying close attention. Because every preseason snap tells a story about depth charts, injury risks, and breakout candidates, this week delivered some genuinely important fantasy football news. Furthermore, Hard Knocks is back, Daniel Jones is somehow still employed, and the Indianapolis Colts invented a concession item that nobody asked for. This Kid's Got It — Quinn Ewers and the…
August 22, 2025
Strictly Business, Grandma Cooper Kupp, and calling it Quits! Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Strictly Business, Grandma Cooper Kupp, and calling it Quits!

Grandma Cooper Kupp, James Cook Holds In, and Fantasy Football Draft Season You know fantasy football draft season is officially here when Grandma Cooper Kupp rings up Commish Kit for her yearly draft board. Because every fantasy football commissioner has that one legendary manager in their league, Susan from Connecticut is ours. She and her husband run a 10-team league with their kids and grandkids — the perfect family fantasy football setup. Furthermore, she earned the nickname Grandma Cooper Kupp…
August 20, 2025
Draft Boards, Taylor Swift, Cowboys Worth 12 Billion Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Draft Boards, Taylor Swift, Cowboys Worth 12 Billion

Aliens, Lizard People, Jerry's $12 Billion Soap Opera, and Fantasy Football The U.S. government casually dropped the news that four types of aliens are living among us. Because this is 2025 and nothing surprises anyone anymore, the internet barely flinched. Furthermore we already knew the Royal Family were lizard people and Joe Rogan is a CIA sleeper agent. Meanwhile McDonald's and Wendy's are crying into their hash browns because nobody wants a $9 breakfast sandwich. And Taylor Swift and Travis…
August 18, 2025
Draft Boards, Cowboys Drama, Fantasy Fun Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Draft Boards, Cowboys Drama, Fantasy Fun

Can't Drive 55: Myles Garrett, Aaron Rodgers' Spaceship Helmet, and Fantasy Football Myles Garrett got clocked doing 100 mph in a 60 mph zone in his Ferrari. This happened three years after he flipped his Porsche multiple times. Because this is a pattern, Garrett has racked up eight speeding tickets with the Browns since 2017. Furthermore Aaron Rodgers still hasn't found a helmet he likes, calling one option "a damn spaceship." Fantasy football draft season is heating up and the…
August 15, 2025
Little Big Man: 70-Yard Kicker, Ticket Scalpers, Arch Manning, and Fantasy Football Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Little Big Man: 70-Yard Kicker, Ticket Scalpers, Arch Manning, and Fantasy Football

Little Big Man: 70-Yard Kicker, Ticket Scalpers, Arch Manning, and Fantasy Football Jaguars kicker Cam Little just unleashed an unofficial 70-yard field goal before halftime against the Steelers. He basically kicked it from Jacksonville to Pittsburgh. Furthermore over 100 NFL players and coaches got busted flipping Super Bowl tickets. Arch Manning's grandfather says he's staying at Texas for two more years as the starting quarterback. And Brent Musburger just received the Pete Rozelle Award from the Football Hall of Fame.…
August 13, 2025
Preseason Week 2: Burrow Lights Up the Eagles, Caleb Williams Throws Dirt Bombs, and T-Sizzle Gets Arrested at Starbuck Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Preseason Week 2: Burrow Lights Up the Eagles, Caleb Williams Throws Dirt Bombs, and T-Sizzle Gets Arrested at Starbuck

Preseason Week 2: Burrow Lights Up the Eagles, Caleb Williams Throws Dirt Bombs, and T-Sizzle Gets Arrested at Starbucks NFL Preseason Week 2 delivered real football news wrapped in fake game results. Joe Burrow lit up the Super Bowl champion Eagles for 123 yards and 2 touchdowns in August. Caleb Williams threw dirt bombs and cussed his way off the field in Chicago. Shedeur Sanders looked good in Cleveland. Jaxson Dart showed he belongs in New York. Furthermore Tom Brady…
August 11, 2025
LAC and Cleveland Making Moves. Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

LAC and Cleveland Making Moves.

SMU's Back, Baby (and Still Paying Players?) ESPN's Paul Finebaum just called SMU the most corrupt program in college football history. Harsh? Maybe. Accurate? Also, maybe. He was talking about the infamous 1987 “death penalty” when SMU got caught paying players like it was the Wild West. Fast forward to today, and the Mustangs just bought their way into the ACC and the College Football Playoff. Somewhere in a Texas booster’s ranch house, a checkbook just sighed in relief. Meanwhile, Texas, A&M, and Tech are dropping bags…
August 8, 2025
The NFL Played The Apprentice This Week: Cuts, Firings, and Fantasy Football Draft Season Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

The NFL Played The Apprentice This Week: Cuts, Firings, and Fantasy Football Draft Season

The NFL Played The Apprentice This Week: Cuts, Firings, and Fantasy Football Draft Season The NFL must have watched The Apprentice on loop this week because heads are rolling everywhere. Cordarrelle Patterson got fired on his day off like Craig from Friday. ESPN fired Shannon Sharpe the same week his brother Sterling got inducted into the Hall of Fame. The chain gang got replaced by robots. Furthermore nobody's job is safe — not players, not broadcasters, not the guy holding…
August 6, 2025
Jerry’s World, Dude Wipes Helmets, and the Arch Manning Browns Conspiracy Theory Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Jerry’s World, Dude Wipes Helmets, and the Arch Manning Browns Conspiracy Theory

Jerry's World, Dude Wipes Helmets, and the Arch Manning Browns Conspiracy Theory Jerry Jones went full soap opera during Cowboys training camp — throwing shade at both Dak Prescott and Micah Parsons in the same breath while getting his facts wrong. Furthermore the Browns unveiled a new doo-doo brown helmet sponsored by Dude Wipes. And there is a conspiracy theory brewing right here in Austin about Browns owner Jimmy Haslam being obsessed with Arch Manning. You cannot make this up.…
August 4, 2025