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Quarterback on Netflix: Burrow’s Batmobile, Chase’s $161M, and Ochocinco’s Roach-Infested Storage Unit Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Quarterback on Netflix: Burrow’s Batmobile, Chase’s $161M, and Ochocinco’s Roach-Infested Storage Unit

Quarterback on Netflix: Burrow's Batmobile, Chase's $161M, and Ochocinco's Roach-Infested Storage Unit I watched the Netflix series Quarterback so you don't have to. Joe Burrow led the NFL in passing yards and touchdowns last season. Ja'Marr Chase won the receiving triple crown and signed a $161 million extension. Furthermore Burrow bought the Batmobile from Christopher Nolan's Batman movie and attended Paris Fashion Week for Vogue. Meanwhile a TikToker bought Chad Ochocinco's abandoned storage unit for $890 and found designer kicks,…
July 31, 2025
The Hall of Fame Game isn’t the only thing heating up… Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

The Hall of Fame Game isn’t the only thing heating up…

Training camps are open, and Preseason football is almost here, but the real fireworks are coming from your favorite retired legends.  Randy Moss Ain’t Feeling the Cheetah Love Randy Moss isn’t mincing words. When asked if Tyreek Hill belongs in the all-time WR convo, Moss said: "He’s nowhere all-time." (Cue record scratch.) Sure, Moss gave Hill props as a top-5 guy right now, but says when it comes to GOAT status, it's not even close. Randy’s résumé: 156 TDs, 15,292…
July 30, 2025
Dazed, Confused, and full of NFL drama. Let’s rock. Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Dazed, Confused, and full of NFL drama. Let’s rock.

Led Zeppelin, TJ Watt's $123M, and the NFLPA Director's Strip Club Scandal: Fantasy Football Draft Season While everyone was hyped about the new Superman movie this week, I went old school and watched Becoming Led Zeppelin on Netflix instead. No CGI. No capes. Just four musical prodigies from England melting faces and changing music forever. Because the music inspired this week's newsletter, every story is themed around a Zeppelin classic. Furthermore TJ Watt got $123 million, the NFLPA executive director…
July 28, 2025
Buckeyes, Beef, and Bank Accounts: Urban Meyer, Garrett Wilson’s $130M, and Fantasy Football Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Buckeyes, Beef, and Bank Accounts: Urban Meyer, Garrett Wilson’s $130M, and Fantasy Football

Buckeyes, Beef, and Bank Accounts: Urban Meyer, Garrett Wilson's $130M, and Fantasy Football This week in Buckeyes brings us beef and bank accounts. Urban Meyer told ESPN's Paul Finebaum that Cam Newton was the worst player he ever coached. Cris Carter and Chad Ochocinco are beefing on social media. Garrett Wilson secured $130 million and is now teaming up with Justin Fields in New York. Furthermore Terry McLaurin has five straight 1,000-yard seasons and still has not gotten paid. Fantasy…
July 25, 2025
Teddy Bridgewater’s Coaching Controversy, Coach Prime’s Salary Cap, and Fantasy Football Draft Season Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Teddy Bridgewater’s Coaching Controversy, Coach Prime’s Salary Cap, and Fantasy Football Draft Season

Teddy Bridgewater's Coaching Controversy, Coach Prime's Salary Cap, and Fantasy Football Draft Season Hot takes and home runs are flying this week in sports. Teddy Bridgewater's high school coaching job is on hold after he spent over $100K of his own money on his players. Deion Sanders is calling for a college football salary cap. Kyle Schwarber hit three home runs on three pitches to win All-Star Game MVP. Furthermore Malik Beasley is under federal investigation for betting on NBA…
July 23, 2025
Only 16 Days ‘Til Kickoff. Are You Ready? Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Only 16 Days ‘Til Kickoff. Are You Ready?

This Week in Sports & Shenanigans Buckle up. We’ve got everything from 18-game NFL rumors to Tarantino trivia and a touching farewell to a fantasy football legend. NFLPA Says “Talk to Us Later” The NFLPA won’t even discuss an 18-game season until next year. So the earliest it could happen is 2030. Expect 2 preseason games, 18 regular-season games, and eventually, 20. Because when it comes to the NFL: cash > player safety MLB News: Kershaw Joins the 3,000 K…
July 15, 2025
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Joey Chestnut Reclaims the Mustard Belt, Aaron Rodgers’ Last Season, and Fantasy Football Draft Season Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Joey Chestnut Reclaims the Mustard Belt, Aaron Rodgers’ Last Season, and Fantasy Football Draft Season

Joey Chestnut Reclaims the Mustard Belt, Aaron Rodgers' Last Season, and Fantasy Football Draft Season Joey Chestnut chomped his way back to glory, reclaiming the mustard yellow belt and becoming a 17-time Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest champion. Hope your Fourth was just as legendary. Furthermore Aaron Rodgers says this is his last season, Justin Tucker got cut and suspended for pulling a Deshaun Watson, the Browns are moving to Brook Park, and our very own Commish Kit model Kourtney…
July 8, 2025
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Shedeur Sanders Channeling Sammy Hagar, Cam Ward’s Bold Strategy, and Fantasy Football Draft Season Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Shedeur Sanders Channeling Sammy Hagar, Cam Ward’s Bold Strategy, and Fantasy Football Draft Season

Shedeur Sanders Channeling Sammy Hagar, Cam Ward's Bold Strategy, and Fantasy Football Draft Season Welcome back to another edition of What's Happening in Football — where the only thing crazier than the takes are the quarterbacks. Shedeur Sanders got clocked doing 101 in a 55 while apparently blasting Sammy Hagar. Joe Flacco is here to tell you to get off his lawn. Cam Ward introduced himself to the NFL by promising to throw the football very aggressively. Furthermore Antonio Brown…
July 2, 2025
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Travis Kelce’s Proposal Plans, Aaron Rodgers in Pittsburgh, Brock Purdy Gets $265M, and Fantasy Football Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Travis Kelce’s Proposal Plans, Aaron Rodgers in Pittsburgh, Brock Purdy Gets $265M, and Fantasy Football

Travis Kelce's Proposal Plans, Aaron Rodgers in Pittsburgh, Brock Purdy Gets $265M, and Fantasy Football Buckle up — this NFL offseason recap twists through more drama than a telenovela marathon. Travis Kelce had the ring ready but Philadelphia had the script. Aaron Rodgers joined the Steelers which means we now live in a simulation. Terry Bradshaw told Rodgers to go back to California and chew on bark. Brock Purdy went from Mr. Irrelevant to $265 million. Furthermore Stefon Diggs was…
June 29, 2025
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Commish Kit Is Back for Year 24: Around the Horn, Pete Rose, Ohio State, and Fantasy Football Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Commish Kit Is Back for Year 24: Around the Horn, Pete Rose, Ohio State, and Fantasy Football

Commish Kit Is Back for Year 24: Around the Horn, Pete Rose, Ohio State, and Fantasy Football Like Aaron Rodgers emerging from the darkness, Commish Kit is back for its 24th fantasy football season. It has been nine long months since the last blog and in that time Around the Horn got the final horn after 23 years, TNT lost the NBA, ESPN and MLB broke up after 35 years, the Oakland A's moved to Sacramento, the Dodgers bought the…
June 18, 2025