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The Week 7 NFL Overreactions are wild, y’all. Can you believe we’re already a third of the way through the season? Feels like just yesterday we were drafting and arguing over who’s the real GOAT. Well, buckle up, because it’s time to start overreacting. Trust me, the football drama is just getting started!

The Saints Need a Garage Sale
After starting the season 2-0, the Saints have hit a five-game skid so hard, they should start selling off their players on Craigslist. Sean Payton and the Broncos came to town and handed them a 33-10 beatdown (yes, you read that right). The only cheers in the Superdome were for Drew Brees during halftime when he entered the Saints Hall of Fame. Meanwhile, they signed MVS. As Big John from Daly City put it, “I’m surprised he was able to CATCH on with a team.” Ouch.

London Broil, Again
In this week’s edition of “Who Got London Broiled,” the Patriots got clobbered by the Jags, 32-16. Drake Maye threw for 276 yards and two touchdowns, but it wasn’t enough to save the Pats. Meanwhile, Doug Pederson gets to keep coaching the Jaguars for at least one more week. Coach Mayo called the Pats “A soft team.”

Russell Wilson > Aaron Rodgers
Russ is back, baby! While Aaron Rodgers looks like a statue out there, Russ is cooking up wins like he never left the kitchen. Meanwhile, Davante Adams went from one 2-5 team (Raiders) to another 2-5 team (Jets), and Aaron must be feeling the heat. Fun fact: Robert Saleh was 4-3 with Zach Wilson last year. Let that marinate.

Kyle Shanahan is Overrated
Oh yeah, I said it. The 49ers can’t win when they’re down by 8 in the 4th quarter. Kyle Shanahan is now 0-40 in those situations. Brock “Brick” Purdy threw 3 picks against KC, and the Chiefs are cruising at 6-0, even with Mahomes playing like the 11th-best QB in the league. What’s next, Shanahan?

Giants Need to Unlock Drew Lock
The Giants need to bench Danny Dimes ASAP. The man hasn’t thrown a touchdown at home in six straight games. The Eagles came in, ate their lunch, and left 28-3 winners. Barkley ran for 176 yards and even turned down a shot at breaking his career high, saying, “Nah, let the young guys eat.” Respect.

Jordan Love: Maybe Good-ish?
Jordan Love is pretty decent when he’s not handing out interceptions like Halloween candy. He threw two picks but also racked up 220 yards and three touchdowns in a 24-22 win over the Texans. Packers fans can breathe… for now.

Jared Goff = MVP?
Is it time to consider Jared Goff for MVP? The Lions rolled into Minnesota and handed the Vikings their first loss, 31-29. Who saw that coming? Not Sam Darnold, apparently.

Washington Wins NFC East, You Heard Me
The Commanders are for real. Rookie sensation Jayden Daniels got hurt, but it didn’t matter. Marcus Mariota came in and lit up the Panthers for 205 yards and two touchdowns. Washington smacked Carolina 40-7. Yeah, they’re winning the NFC East. No debate.

Flacco is the present in Indy
If the Colts want to win the AFC South, they must keep Joe Flacco as the starter. Richardson might be the future, but Flacco is the “right now.” Richardson barely squeaking by the Dolphins 16-10

DeShaun Watson, Done?
DeShaun Watson tore his Achilles on Sunday, and his time in Cleveland might be over. The Browns are probably looking for an exit strategy faster than you can say “rebuild.”

Chargers: Offense? What Offense?
The Chargers’ only offense was kicking five field goals in their 17-15 loss to the Cardinals. When Will Dissly is your leading target, you’ve got problems.

King Henry Will Rule Again
Derrick Henry is on pace to rush for 2,120 yards this season, surpassing Eric Dickerson’s record. Oh, and Lamar Jackson made a strong case for his third MVP with his 5-TD performance against the Bucs on Monday. Take notes, kids.

That’s it for this Week 7 NFL Overreactions.

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