This week in Buckeyes brings us beef and bank accounts! From Urban Meyer’s wild memory lane comments to OSU stars cashing in, we’ve got all the drama covered.
Urban Meyer’s Wild Memory Lane
ESPN commentator Paul Finebaum just dropped a bomb: Urban Meyer told him Cam Newton was “the worst guy he ever coached. ”Wait, worse than Aaron Hernandez? Worse than the entire 2008 Florida Gators documentary??
Cris Carter vs. Ochocinco: Can’t Take a Joke
It all started when Ochocinco joked he could beat Travis Hunter one-on-one. Cris Carter took it very seriously and said Chad “couldn’t get open to save his life.” Ocho clapped back with “check the stats,” called Cris petty, and this whole thing exploded faster than a Browns playoff dream. Even Asante Samuel jumped in, which was very necessary because what’s a Twitter beef without a cornerback making it worse?
Judkins Busted, Browns Can’t Catch a Break
Rookie RB Quinshon Judkins was arrested for alleged domestic violence. The 2nd round pick who helped the Buckeyes win the College Football Playoff championship hasn’t signed a contract yet, so the Brown’s could cut him.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me C.R.E.A.M, Get The Money. Dollar, Dollar Bill, Y’all
New York Jets WR Garrett Wilson secured his bag by signing a $130M extension.💰That’s three straight 1,000-yard seasons with 19 different QBs throwing to him (roughly). Now he’s teaming up with his old Ohio State QB Justin Fields.Jets fans, start printing those “Fields to Wilson” shirts… again.
Terry McLaurin: Mr. Reliable, Mr. Frustrated
Meanwhile, fellow OSU star Terry McLaurin is not getting paid. He’s quietly racked up five straight 1,000-yard seasons with QBs whose names sound made up. Now he’s got a future stud in Jayden Daniels and no deal in sight. He says it’s “crunch time.”We say: Commanders, write the check before someone else does.
Football in July? Yup.
The Lions vs. Chargers kick off the Hall of Fame Game in just 7 days. Training camps are open and preseason is back, and it’s never been earlier.
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