Draft Boards, Taylor Swift, Cowboys Worth 12 Billion
Aliens, Lizard People, Jerry's $12 Billion Soap Opera, and Fantasy Football The U.S. government casually dropped the news that four types of aliens are living among us. Because this is 2025 and nothing surprises anyone anymore, the internet barely flinched. Furthermore we already knew the Royal Family were lizard people and Joe Rogan is a CIA sleeper agent. Meanwhile McDonald's and Wendy's are crying into their hash browns because nobody wants a $9 breakfast sandwich. And Taylor Swift and Travis…
The CommishAugust 18, 2025
