Hilarious Fantasy Football Fails: Beware of the Busts
Hilarious Fantasy Football Fails: Beware of the Busts!
Hey there, fantasy football fanatics! It’s that time of year again when we all try to build the ultimate dream team. But beware! Not every player will live up to the hype, and we’ve got the inside scoop on the potential busts for 2023. Don’t let these players turn your fantasy dreams into a nightmare! First things first, Grab that Commish Kit 12-team fantasy football draft board spread out those player labels, and let’s go drafting.
First up, Tony Pollard. With Zeke Elliott out of the picture, Pollard’s expected to take the reins as the Cowboys’ top running back. But is he being overhyped? Sure, he had a decent season last year, but that doesn’t guarantee stardom. Let’s not jump on the Pollard bandwagon just yet, folks!
Our trusty staff of writers correctly predicted that Ezekiel Elliott would flop last season. So, when they speak, we listen! Don’t let Pollard’s new title as RB1 fool you. He might not be the fantasy stud everyone thinks he is.
Next on the chopping block is Giants tight end Darren Waller. Yeah, he’s got talent, but the Giant’s offense doesn’t exactly scream “tight-end friendly.” Waller’s been through an injury hell and is hoping for a fresh start. But with the Giants barely throwing to tight ends and a shaky quarterback situation, his fantasy outlook is looking gloomy.
Speaking of shaky QBs, Michael Pittman Jr. is in for a wild ride with the Colts. He had a decent season last year, but playing with a rookie QB could be rough. Rookie Anthony Richardson might be the chosen one, but he’s no seasoned pro. Can Pittman handle the change? We’re not so sure.
So, there you have it, folks! Watch out for these fantasy football flops. And it’s not looking good for Pollard, Waller, and Pittman. Save yourself the heartache and avoid these busts in your drafts.
Remember, it’s all fun and games until your star player is a total dud. Happy drafting and may the fantasy gods be ever in your favor!
Hilarious Fantasy Football Sleepers: Wake up and draft these guys!
Remember Jalen Hurts? Yeah, the dude who went from zero to hero in one season! He’s like a magical unicorn of fantasy football, and we’re all wondering if there’s another gem like him in the 2023 rankings. Maybe Justin Fields or Trevor Lawrence will step up and blow our minds! Gotta keep an eye out for those late-round miracles, folks!
But don’t stress; we got you covered. Last year, we nailed Deebo Samuel’s nosedive, so we know we got the mojo.
And speaking of sleepers, how ’bout Mike Evans? He’s a touchdown machine! Sure, he won’t be catchin’ balls from the GOAT Tom Brady, but Baker Mayfield’s got his back! Evans is like a timeless rockstar, always delivering over 1,000 yards and tons of touchdowns. Mayfield will treat him right, and we’re all in for a touchdown fiesta!
Now, let’s talk about Richie James, the speedster from the Chiefs! He’s been chillin’ on the sidelines but burst onto the scene with the Giants last season. Watch out, world! He’s going to be a speedy WR4, and everyone’s going to wish they drafted him earlier!
But hey, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. There’s always a dark side, and that’s where Jerick McKinnon comes in. Sure, he had a crazy 2022 with all those receiving touchdowns, but that’s like winning the lottery twice! Lightning doesn’t strike thrice, my friends! With Clyde Edwards-Helaire and Isiah Pacheco lurking, McKinnon‘s going to have a tough time living up to the hype. Sorry, dude, but the model says you’re a bust!
So there you have it, folks! The wild and wacky world of 2023 fantasy football rankings. Keep your eyes peeled for those hidden gems, dodge the landmines, and may your draft day be filled with laughter and victory!
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