Training camps are open, and Preseason football is almost here, but the real fireworks are coming from your favorite retired legends.
Randy Moss Ain’t Feeling the Cheetah Love
Randy Moss isn’t mincing words. When asked if Tyreek Hill belongs in the all-time WR convo, Moss said:
“He’s nowhere all-time.”
(Cue record scratch.)
Sure, Moss gave Hill props as a top-5 guy right now, but says when it comes to GOAT status, it’s not even close.
Randy’s résumé: 156 TDs, 15,292 yards, and enough highlights to crash YouTube.
And in case it wasn’t clear, Moss added:
“If we’re talking real football… it’s me.” (Sorry, Jerry.)
Tyreek’s got wheels and big plays, but he’s still only 42nd in receiving yards and 30th in TDs. He may be the Cheetah, but according to Randy, he’s not running with the legends just yet.
TO vs. Cam?! Preseason Just Got Spicy
Terrell Owens just went full scorched earth on Cam Newton after Cam left Jalen Hurts off his Top 10 QB list. TO called it “a Skip Bayless take with dreads” and even dragged Cam’s Super Bowl fumble into it. Cam says it’s just honest analysis. TO says it’s haterade with a splash of clickbait.
Johnny Football Wants Back In?
Johnny Manziel says he was eyeing an NFL comeback in 2024… then blames Cleveland for being a “culture shock” from Texas.
He didn’t like watching film, didn’t like doing prep, and still wonders why it didn’t work out.
If a GM signs him now, they need a wellness check.
Johnny Football’s comeback dream? Dead and buried like a Browns playoff run.
FS1 Shakes It Up… Again
Joy Taylor is out at Fox Sports after nearly a decade, and FS1 just canceled Speak, Breakfast Ball, and The Facility, all due to low ratings. Meanwhile, Breakfast Ball’s old 8–10 a.m. slot isn’t staying empty for long…
Enter Barstool.
Dave Portnoy just confirmed that Barstool Sports is launching a new daily show on FS1. He’ll appear on Mondays, and different Barstool personalities will rotate in the rest of the week. No name yet, but it sounds like Barstool meets Breakfast Club. Oh, and Portnoy will also join Big Noon Kickoff this fall.
Bottom line:
FS1 is getting a facelift, but let’s be real…
It hasn’t been the same since Skip and Shannon split and Undisputed got canceled.
Football in July? Yes sir.
The Lions vs. Chargers kick off the Hall of Fame Game tomorrow night. Training camps are open and preseason is back, and it’s never been earlier.
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