Draft Boards, Taylor Swift, Cowboys Worth 12 Billion
Government Says Aliens, We Say Lizard People The U.S. government casually drops, “Yeah, we’ve got four types of aliens living here.” Cool. As if we didn’t already know the Royal Family were lizard people and Joe Rogan’s a CIA sleeper agent. Meanwhile, McDonald’s and Wendy’s are crying in their hash browns because nobody wants their $9 breakfast sandwiches. And speaking of breaking things, Taylor and Travis broke the entire internet. Literally. Blank Space, YouTube Glitch Taylor Swift hopped on the…
The CommishAugust 18, 2025
