And just like that, the 2025 preseason is a wrap. College football Week 0 is here, and Commish Kit is closing up shop for the season. Huge thanks to everyone who supported us this year. To those who didn’t because of the $5 price bump… listen, my vendors raised their prices. Inflation is everywhere. But hey, you’re still here reading this newsletter, so I know you still like me.
FARMAGEDDON in Dublin
Nothing screams college football like two farm schools playing in Ireland in Week 0.
Iowa State (#22) beat Kansas State (#17) in the “Farmageddon” opener.
If You Ain’t Cheating, You Ain’t Trying!
The NCAA finally dropped the hammer on Michigan’s sign-stealing scandal. Staffers were secretly buying tickets, filming opponents, and stealing play-call signals for years. When investigators started digging, Michigan tried to cover it up. Some staff lied, others destroyed evidence. The punishment was heavy: a $20 million fine, suspensions, probation, lost postseason money, and former head coach Jim Harbaugh was banned from college football for 10 years for failing to control his staff. Of course, Harbaugh is with the Chargers now, so he probably doesn’t care. Michigan still gets to keep its championship, but most fans will forever see it as tainted.
In the words of former Michigan wrestler Scott Steiner, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and Michigan is your Big Bad Booty Daddy!
Superman Retired (Not That One)
Auburn is retiring Cam Newton’s #2 jersey.
The resume:
- National Champion
- Heisman Winner
- All-SEC everything
- Walter Camp Award winner
Cam even won a junior college title in ’09. And yes, he gave us the Superman celebration.
Another Legend Lost
We lost Terence Stamp, best known as General Zod in Superman (1978 & 1980). Kneel before Zod one last time.
Use the savings for sausage, brisket, and beer!🍕🍺
All paper draft boards are now 30% off in our Fire Sale section. Loaded with last year’s draft boards (now upgraded with 2025 rookies) and T-shirts for men and women while they last.
We’ll be back next time with more hot takes, cold cuts, and fantasy advice that probably won’t hold up in court. Looking for the ultimate fantasy football draft board? Commish Kit has everything you need—poster kits, stand-up corrugated boards, and a digital draft board so slick, your league might actually think you’re organized this year.
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