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Alright, folks, it’s that time again—NFL Week 3 recap, and the overreactions are juicier than ever. Let’s start with the Cowboys (obviously), where Jerry Jones has added yet another “whiff” to his already impressive collection. This time? Not signing Derrick Henry. Yes, the guy who steamrolled Dallas last week and had Jerry shrugging it off, claiming, “We couldn’t afford him.” Sure, Jerry. The man with a billion-dollar team can’t afford the league’s top rusher. Makes perfect sense. 🤔

But wait, there’s more! Let’s hop over to Tennessee, where Will Levis is looking like the next quarterback to warm the bench. Three straight pick-sixes? Yikes. Will’s playing so loose with the ball that even Brett Favre’s cringing. If he doesn’t dial back the interceptions soon, the Titans might be giving the backup towel-boy a shot at QB.

Speaking of quarterbacks, MVP Sam Darnold—yes, you read that right—has returned from the land of forgotten signal-callers. Sure, it’s early, but some folks are ready to hand him the MVP trophy. The guy’s been playing lights-out football, and while we’re not fully ready to crown him, we’ll say this: Sam is officially out of witness protection. And, of course, there’s the Minnesota Vikings, who apparently didn’t get the memo that the NFC North is supposed to be competitive. After starting 3-0, they’re looking like a serious threat. But is it too early to begin booking Super Bowl flights for Vikings fans? Absolutely. Let’s not jinx it.

Bryce Young is a bust. Why? Because Andy Dalton, a.k.a. the Red Rifle, is suddenly giving the Carolina Panthers hope. Some folks think Dalton could be why the Panthers avoid a top-10 draft pick, and honestly, after his recent performance, they might not be wrong. Dalton’s out here slinging it like it’s 2015, and I wouldn’t be shocked if some fantasy managers are already eyeing him. Andy Dalton for President in 2024? You heard it here first.

And how about Justin Fields leading the Steelers to an AFC North title? Well, that might be a bit of a stretch, but at 3-0, Pittsburgh looks good. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves—there’s still plenty of football left, and if Fields doesn’t keep it together, we could see a classic Steelers collapse.

Well, folks, it’s time to admit it—Trevor Lawrence might just be a bust. The Jaguars got absolutely wrecked by the Bills on Monday night, losing 47-10, and that makes it eight straight losses. Ouch. To make it worse, Trevor’s stats look suspiciously similar to Danny Dimes’—yes, the same Danny Dimes whose own GM tried to ghost him. The kicker? Danny’s chilling as the 16th highest-paid QB, while Trevor is sitting pretty at number 3. That’s like paying for a Ferrari and getting a used Prius.

Meanwhile, the Bears have got to be rethinking their draft decisions. Caleb Williams is spending more time running for his life than actually playing football behind that offensive line. Meanwhile, Jayden Daniels—yeah, that Jayden, the former Heisman trophy winner—is out here lighting up the fantasy football world. He put up three touchdowns in the Commanders’ 38-33 win over the Bengals on the other Monday night game. Seems like the Bears might’ve picked the wrong guyagain.

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