I watched the Netflix series QUARTERBACK so you don’t have to
Joe Burrow led the NFL in passing yards (4,918) and touchdowns (43) last season. And Ja’Marr Chase? He snagged the receiving triple crown with the most receptions, yards, and touchdowns. 💪
Burrow calls him “one of the best players of all time” and says if you’re not throwing to Ja’Marr, you shouldn’t be the QB. Facts. I drafted Ja’Marr in his rookie season.
Both guys are locked in for the long haul and very rich. Burrow reportedly bought the Batmobile from the first Nolan Batman movie and even has a stylist assistant to help him dress. Additionally, he attended Paris Fashion Week on behalf of Vogue magazine with his other LSU teammate, Justin Jefferson. Meanwhile, Chase just signed a $161 million extension.
Netflix’s “Quarterback” doc covers it all:
- Burrow and his bromance with Chase
- Goff, still salty about getting dumped by the Rams 😢 (but hey, he’s married to a SI swimsuit model)
- Kirk Cousins, feeling betrayed after the Falcons drafted Michael Penix Jr., and only told him while they were on the clock. Said he would have stayed in Minnesota if he had known. Bro, nobody blames you for taking $90 million guaranteed.
Roaches Check In… But They Don’t Check Out 🪳
A TikToker scored big after buying Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson’s abandoned storage unit for just $890. What’d he find?
Designer kicks. A $5,000 mink vest. Roaches. So. Many. Roaches. 🪳 And… something NSFW that’s better left for the algorithm to explain. Chad confirmed the unit was his and said he didn’t want that “old a** s**t.” Fair enough.
Moral of the story?
Clean your storage unit. And draft a WR who doesn’t ghost his locker like it’s an escape room.
Football in July? You betcha.
The Lions vs. Chargers kick off the Hall of Fame Game tonight. Training camps are open and preseason is back, and it’s never been earlier.
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