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Buffalo Joe, Nachos, and NFL Chaos Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Buffalo Joe, Nachos, and NFL Chaos

Episode 2 Was Better Hard Knocks actually delivered this week: Joe Andreessen, the hometown LB, got his spotlight (and love from Skoob’s Village Grille), then lit up a RB at practice. KJ Hamler scooted his Inspector Gadget ride right into the end zone. Less Josh Allen fluff, more QB2 battle (Trubisky vs. Mike White). I’m rooting for Shane Buechele. Hook ’Em! Bills Mafia tailgating madness, including… breast milk shots. Yep. Fans crashing tables and painting their houses in Bills colors because of…
August 26, 2025
Week 0, Fire Sales & Draft Party Tales Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Week 0, Fire Sales & Draft Party Tales

And just like that, the 2025 preseason is a wrap. College football Week 0 is here, and Commish Kit is closing up shop for the season. Huge thanks to everyone who supported us this year. To those who didn’t because of the $5 price bump… listen, my vendors raised their prices. Inflation is everywhere. But hey, you’re still here reading this newsletter, so I know you still like me. FARMAGEDDON in Dublin Nothing screams college football like two farm schools…
August 26, 2025
Hard Knocks, Pretzels, and Danny Dimes Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Hard Knocks, Pretzels, and Danny Dimes

This Kid’s Got It John Gruden knows quarterbacks, and when he praises one, you listen. Over the weekend, Quinn Ewers (Hook ‘Em!) showed why Gruden’s high on him. The kid dropped a clutch TD late against the Lions, putting the Dolphins up 21–17, and they held on for the win. Gruden jumped on X to say, “Way to bounce back, Quinn! 2nd TD of the day!!” Not bad for a young gun trying to prove he belongs. Back Up for…
August 22, 2025
Strictly Business, Grandma Cooper Kupp, and calling it Quits! Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Strictly Business, Grandma Cooper Kupp, and calling it Quits!

Grandma Cooper Kupp You know it’s fantasy season when Grandma Cooper Kupp rings me up for her yearly draft board. Who’s that? Susan from Connecticut. She and her husband run a 10-team league with their kids and grandkids. She nabbed Cooper in ’21 when he dropped 1,947 yards and 16 TDs and walked away with the title. I gave her the nickname. They’re die-hard Browns fans, but let’s just say they’re not thrilled with the QB room, and they don’t…
August 20, 2025
Draft Boards, Taylor Swift, Cowboys Worth 12 Billion Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Draft Boards, Taylor Swift, Cowboys Worth 12 Billion

 Government Says Aliens, We Say Lizard People The U.S. government casually drops, “Yeah, we’ve got four types of aliens living here.” Cool. As if we didn’t already know the Royal Family were lizard people and Joe Rogan’s a CIA sleeper agent. Meanwhile, McDonald’s and Wendy’s are crying in their hash browns because nobody wants their $9 breakfast sandwiches. And speaking of breaking things, Taylor and Travis broke the entire internet. Literally. Blank Space, YouTube Glitch Taylor Swift hopped on the…
August 18, 2025
Draft Boards, Cowboys Drama, Fantasy Fun Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Draft Boards, Cowboys Drama, Fantasy Fun

Can't Drive 55 First it was Shedeur, now it’s Myles Garrett. My guy was clocked going 100 mph in a 60 mph zone in his Ferrari… three years after flipping his Porsche multiple times. Since 2017, he’s racked up eight speeding tickets with the Browns. Myles, slow down, bro, you’re a future Hall of Famer, not a Fast & Furious extra. Seahawks Fans Are #1… To Someone At least to Maxx Crosby and ex-Seahawk QB Geno Smith. Some fans held…
August 15, 2025
Little Big Man, Ticket Hustles & Grandpa Arch’s Plot Twist Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Little Big Man, Ticket Hustles & Grandpa Arch’s Plot Twist

Little Big Man My league’s kickers get 3 points for a 30-yarder, 4 for a 40-yarder, and 5 for a 50-yarder. Well, Yahoo! might need to add a 7-point category because Jaguars kicker Cam Little just unleashed an unofficial 70-yard nuke before halftime against the Steelers. Dude basically kicked it from Jacksonville to Pittsburgh. Ticket Scalper U Over 100 NFL players and coaches just got busted for flipping their Super Bowl tickets for more than face value. The NFL says fines…
August 13, 2025
Preseason Football: Real? Kinda. Entertaining? Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

Preseason Football: Real? Kinda. Entertaining?

Preseason Week 2 Pittsburgh: Aaron Rodgers says he’s “fully on board, but preseason football is not necessarily real football.” That’s cute. Preseason football is basically football lite. Aaron can head back into the darkness because real football is almost here, and some teams are already playing their starters. Cincinnati: The Bengals didn’t hold back. Joe Burrow lit up the Super Bowl-champion Eagles for 123 yards and 2 TDs, one to Ja’Marr Chase, in August. In Baltimore, Anthony Richardson hurt his…
August 11, 2025
LAC and Cleveland Making Moves. Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

LAC and Cleveland Making Moves.

SMU's Back, Baby (and Still Paying Players?) ESPN's Paul Finebaum just called SMU the most corrupt program in college football history. Harsh? Maybe. Accurate? Also, maybe. He was talking about the infamous 1987 “death penalty” when SMU got caught paying players like it was the Wild West. Fast forward to today, and the Mustangs just bought their way into the ACC and the College Football Playoff. Somewhere in a Texas booster’s ranch house, a checkbook just sighed in relief. Meanwhile, Texas, A&M, and Tech are dropping bags…
August 8, 2025
ESPN, the NFL, the Honey Badger, and even Craig from Friday, nobody’s safe. Fantasy FootballNFL Football News

ESPN, the NFL, the Honey Badger, and even Craig from Friday, nobody’s safe.

The NFL must’ve watched The Apprentice on loop this week, because heads are rollin’. First up, the Steelers did Cordarrelle Patterson dirty. Fired him on his day off like Craig from Friday. Cordarrelle tweeted (X’ed?) about it himself: “Pittsburgh Steelers release old washed-up Cordarrelle Patterson on his day off!!!” Savage. Meanwhile, over at ESPN, things are getting weird. The NFL bought a stake in Disney, and now Disney’s taking over NFL Network and RedZone channel. That means Scott Hanson might…
August 6, 2025

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